Definitions by Reed1103

poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

poop transplant by Reed1103 May 1, 2019

Thanus

A purple asshole.

This big purple bitch has a Thanus!!!

Thanus by Reed1103 April 30, 2019

Last-Resort soft serve 

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

Last-Resort soft serve by Reed1103 April 25, 2019

7:30 

Same as 6:90 but not as exciting

It's 7:30, aka 6:90

7:30 by Reed1103 May 31, 2018

Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

Dayshite savings by Reed1103 March 13, 2018

Spfccsmftftt 

Short for shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat, the lyrics to Shit Piss Fuck, by Blink 182.

''Hey, I love that spfccsmftftt song by Blink 182 called shit piss fuck.''

Spfccsmftftt by Reed1103 February 26, 2018