Reed1103's definitions

Spfccsmftftt

Short for shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat, the lyrics to Shit Piss Fuck, by Blink 182.

''Hey, I love that spfccsmftftt song by Blink 182 called shit piss fuck.''

by Reed1103 February 26, 2018

poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

by Reed1103 May 1, 2019

Thanus

A purple asshole.

This big purple bitch has a Thanus!!!

by Reed1103 April 30, 2019

Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

by Reed1103 April 25, 2019

Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

by Reed1103 March 13, 2018

7:30

Same as 6:90 but not as exciting

It's 7:30, aka 6:90

by Reed1103 May 31, 2018