Thanksgiving 

A holiday in November that takes place in the United States where everything is closed for people to sit down and watch football and eat turkey, followed by Black Friday, a holiday to physically fight people over discounts and max out their credit cards to buy gifts for Christmas.

I am going to stay home and celebrate Thanksgiving this year.

Thanksgiving by j4991 November 24, 2011

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu 

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

thanksgiving clap back 

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers

Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

thanksgiving clap back by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016

Alabama Thanksgiving

When you can't get your brothers sister pregnant, throw 'er on the table like a deep pitted pig pull out yalls mamys turkey baster poke 'er in her fur burger with yur rooster douche filled entierly with Jimmy's French fry dip and set 'er timer fur 9 months

Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!

Alabama Thanksgiving by Dylon Byrd April 15, 2019

Thanksgiving Beard 

An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard

Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.

Thanksgiving Beard by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009

Thanksgiving pants 

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.

Thanksgiving pants by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008

Thanksgiving 

National Obesity Awareness Day

Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...

Thanksgiving by ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 February 21, 2011