A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.
FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
by LanXangForever May 15, 2011
Get the thailandmug. A country where dishes are prepared as follows:
1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.
2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.
3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.
4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.
5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.
2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.
3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.
4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.
5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.
by Vinaya HS April 28, 2005
Get the thailandmug. If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.
Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.
by Prayed March 24, 2019
Get the Thailandmug. A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.
by PrayutLand September 9, 2019
Get the Thailandmug. A country that was never colonized and exploited by a foreign power. Instead it is exploited by the Thai super rich and the Royal Family.
by The Grand Wazzoo January 9, 2010
Get the Thailandmug. by Muay Thai September 19, 2004
Get the Thailandmug. I live in Bangkok and it is an absolute shit hole - nice people, but:
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
by Finesilver February 3, 2005
Get the Thailandmug.