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Lord Tachanka 

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.
All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.
Lord Tachanka by EggCombo May 20, 2018
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Tachanka 

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.
Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.
Tachanka by Lheggy May 14, 2018
An absolute hack who lives in a mansion that bathes in money. He is a hypocrite who likes Floyd May weather
Person 1: Your a hypocrite
Person 2: I must be Tahche
Tahche by Tahche September 29, 2014

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

Lord Tachanka 

The one man army, he will save half of Russia with his LMG alone, he is our saviour
Him: Pick a useful operator
Me: Lord Tachanka
(gets kicked)
Lord Tachanka by TomXFG May 24, 2018

Tachanka 

The Lord And Savior Of Us All
Did you see the new tachanka skin?

Yee Yee brother god bless! Cyka
Tachanka by MrDickBlister April 1, 2019

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017