TFM

Turd-Flinging Monkey

TFM was describing his opinion on investing on the friday show.

by Name_Wel February 2, 2022

TFM

Too F**king Much; the severe feeling of disbelief one encounters when someone, or something, does something unthinkable

*on Instagram*

Girl #1: "Just found out I got another STD! :("
Guy #1: TFM.

Guy #2: Is our professor really giving us a 6-page essay to do in one night?
Guy #3: Damn, this is TFM.

by TheGiggityMan April 12, 2014

not tfm

not (a) total frat move

The Democratic Party is not tfm.

by hearditallfrommybf December 10, 2010

TFM

Total Frikn Magic
A Phrase used in the TV series on MTV "Awkward"

Did you just see that!?
Yeah It was TFM!

by scarsfommars July 7, 2012

TFM

a total frat move; something only a member of a preppy fraternity would do

Popping your collar and wearing polos is such a TFM.

by Laura Smith April 12, 2006

TFM

Testosterone Filled Moment (guy's version of PMS)

I totally TFM-ed on that Mcdonald's cashier after he was so rude to me

by S.A.M.93 November 14, 2011

TFM

Total fucking moron - Used to describe someone (or a group of people) with unbending and extreme points of view who cannot accept even the most reasonable concepts. Someone who justifies their point of view with partisan rhetoric instead of facts.

Singular usage: Anyone who listens to Rush Limbaugh is a TFM

Plural usage: can you believe the TFMs that argue that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.

by evilpettingzoo June 28, 2008