A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.
Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
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Orange Texas is your classic mix between yeeyee/hood shit in one major fucked up town. Whether your spittin Copenhagen or rollin a joint (or even both for that matter) you may find your self in Orange Texas. One common misconception about Orange Texas is that they fuck their cousins. That is not us, however, you may be thinking about Vidor. If you ever find yourself in the heart of the hood or on a dirt road at the same time, welcome to Orange Texas.
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Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
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That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
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Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
by KillerChimp November 4, 2011
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