texticide

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting

To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics

Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage

by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011

textificationator

a textificationator is one who engages in the act of text messaging.

oh my roflmayo, katie is such a textificationator.

by sophiahsophiah. aka Bernie Man January 2, 2009

sextified

1. To be satisfied with the frequency and quality of one's sex life.
2. To show instant satisfaction, generally after sex.

"My man doesn't sextify me in bed anymore."

"Baby, are you sextified?"

by TMM-TBB October 16, 2011

textifestation

the act of manifesting what you want through texts to friends

I was broke and needed cash for the weekend, did a little textifestation and then I got all the cheese I needed for a good time

by Allstarilicious September 6, 2011

thotified

The act of glorying thotism

She don't care how she look..

Girl she thotified

by Lil baby74 January 10, 2017

tetrified

to be overcome with fear as the Tetris blocks stack up higher and higher.

MJ: "Last night I was playing Tetris and I got to level 10 with 2 rows left and I was totally tetrified and I ended up losing."

Coco: "Lol noob"

by BA2theMAX October 29, 2008