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Textaphernia

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.
1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone
by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014
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Textnapped

When you are brought into a group text without your knowledge or permission. Also could be called a textnapping.
My girlfriend and her sister textnapped me.
by Knoxvillecop November 9, 2019
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textnapping

When you are trapped in a group text without your knowledge or permission. Also see textnapped.
My workmates put me into a long group text. I was the victim of a textnapping.
by Knoxvillecop November 9, 2019
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textapathy

When someone sends you a text, and you fail to have any interest in encouraging a long 'text' conversation.
Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?

Person 2: nada.

Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.

Person 2: nope.

Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."

Person 2: oh, that sucks.

Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?

Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.
by udftw January 17, 2009
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Texthaustion

When you are texting one or several people so much that it feels like a chore and you end up not replying.
Dude, I have such texthaustion this group has been bombing me for weeks.

Sorry I haven't replied, I've been texthausted and needed a break.

This guy is texting me NON STOP it's texthausting!
by Limekvist February 21, 2021
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textnapped

when a friend hasn't replied to a text for a while, and your getting worried why he/she hasn't responded.
Julie hasn't texted me back or anything today i feel like she has been textnapped!
by Jianda July 26, 2011
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textcapade

The act texting an entire conversation between two people.
After me and my boyfriend's lengthy "textcapade" last night, we are now officially broken up.
by travelchick May 6, 2010
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