texthap

A txt-messaging mishap. When txt messaging someone and autocorrect changes your txt message to create a horribly wrong message. But you click send anyway because you're a goddamn SMS ninja. :-/

Near texthap - what I was trying to type: "Kick some ass, stud!" - auto-corrected right before send: "Lick some ass, stud!"

by eastBayGrease October 21, 2010

textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

by amvanstan July 25, 2014

Textcapade

a textual escapade; a wild and oftentimes illicit text message episode through a series of text messages

My phone was blowing up last night! I had a textcapade with three drunk chicks

by Xhausted_RBM March 17, 2009

Textaphrenia

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia

by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

textaphobic

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.

Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?

by GFeet March 14, 2009

texthausted

verb.

To be extremely tired of texting on your phone.

"Man, I'm texthausted. This girl never stops."

by HeebHammer January 28, 2010