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A txt-messaging mishap. When txt messaging someone and autocorrect changes your txt message to create a horribly wrong message. But you click send anyway because you're a goddamn SMS ninja. :-/

Near texthap - what I was trying to type: "Kick some ass, stud!" - auto-corrected right before send: "Lick some ass, stud!"

texthap by eastBayGrease October 21, 2010

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textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014

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Textcapade

a textual escapade; a wild and oftentimes illicit text message episode through a series of text messages

My phone was blowing up last night! I had a textcapade with three drunk chicks

Textcapade by Xhausted_RBM March 17, 2009

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Textaphrenia

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia

Textaphrenia by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

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textaphobic

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

textaphobic by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

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Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.

Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?

Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009

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texthausted

verb.

To be extremely tired of texting on your phone.

"Man, I'm texthausted. This girl never stops."

texthausted by HeebHammer January 28, 2010

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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