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Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.
Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
by jdtam September 1, 2010
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textamarketer

Similar to a telemarketer, a textamarketer spams you with unwanted information in an attempt to sell you things you never wanted via text message.
While I was at dinner, some textamarketer blew up my phone trying to convince me I could get $30,000 working from home-- how ridiculous!
by donotcallregistry May 21, 2011
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Textratary

In cities where there are bans on texting while driving, the textratary is the title given to any person, usually whomever is sitting in the passenger seat of the car, that will type out your message for you so that you can have a conversation with your friends. The only down side to this is that the textratary could end up talking to all of your friends while your driving.
As soon as Jim gets in the car he gives his phone to his textratary so that he can focus more on the road.
by Crusnik151 January 7, 2010
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Textator

Textators are usually parents, husbands, wives, girlfriends or boyfriends. The textator might be considered a wannabe dictator who has resorted to texting as an attempt to control others. The texts are actually orders to perform work. True textators don't bother with a greeting such as "hi".
Textator: dishwasher empty? mess cleaned up yet? Room clean?
by DutchRub March 14, 2010
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texttard

Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.
I was texting Joe the other day, he's such a texttard, I just had to let that one go.
by youtoseemee September 27, 2011
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texttard

One who struggles to impart a specific message or conversation using the text medium.
What the fuck does that mean? How many times do you need shown you fucking texttard ?
by Charlie Tully April 21, 2014
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Texttardation

One who does not understand the universal form of text messaging widely accepted by the rest of the universe or does not reply to an active text conversation in a timely manner.
If you text someone expecting a response and they don't answer or answer using words that don't make sense...they're texttarded. Thus suffering from texttardation.
by Knockilus December 11, 2010
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