Textacy

The euphoria you experience from an abundance of excellent texts that turn you on.

Omg im on textacy from the last two texts my girlfriend sent me.

by sunshineCOW October 20, 2008

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

Textasaur

A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.

Message Sender: RAWR!!!

Message Recipient: Aw he's being a textasaur again...

by Chapel008 February 26, 2010

textacy

The euphoria you get from a barrage of excellent and meaningful text messages.

Robin went into a state of textacy while texting Raf about going 10-0.

by sunshineRANGER October 20, 2008

textasterbating

texting while masterbating

I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.

by subcrz2 December 4, 2010

textass

Texting while driving is Russian Roulette.

Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.

Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.

Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.

Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.

Textass uses thumbs to text while driving a car. It's as criminal as SHAKING A BABY to death - YOU CAN DIE and SO CAN WE

by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

TextSay

When you or someone sends a way too long text which looks like an essay.

Wow, this text is a freakin TextSay. Cool story bro.

by RRB November 14, 2014