Textgasm

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time

"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"

by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

Texasm

The collective feeling of elation felt by native Texans, caused by having been born in Texas.

That group of cowboys over there are having a Texasm, being as they were all born in Texas.

by TX0gre August 11, 2009

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

Textasaur

A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.

Message Sender: RAWR!!!

Message Recipient: Aw he's being a textasaur again...

by Chapel008 February 26, 2010

TextGasm

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text

TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."

by SoCo n Porn December 31, 2008

textasy

Textasy is the state a mobile phone or PDA enters when overwhelmed by text messages. In this annoying state of confusion, the phone or PDA will begin flashing or blinking and won't respond to normal commands. Often requires the user to reboot phone.

Dude...sorry I didn't get your text message. My phone is trippin on textasy!

by juniusmaximus December 17, 2008

Textism

Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.

I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL

by allicov August 3, 2010