Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado
by Death Menace July 18, 2022
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texas tornado match

In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.
by Super Guy February 04, 2004
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Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
I’ma Texas tornado twist yo ass girl
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double texas tornado

When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion
Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?

Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!
by Pussy Punch February 02, 2021
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The forney Texas may 28 possible tornado was reported at around 6:00 am, wind speeds reached 75 mph, knocking over trees and destroying fences. Tornado sirens went off soon after the alert was given. On the same day, Valley view and garland was hit by a massive tornado. No lives were lost in forney, across the US, 100 were injured with many others losing their lives on that fateful day, many smiles were lost and the day was turned into despair, May 28 2024, was one of the saddest days for the US.
Forney Texas May 28 Tornado Warning
by Cory the rizzler June 12, 2024
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Texas tornado

When you shit and piss into a blender.
Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.
by Dill DOUGH July 07, 2019
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Texas Tornado

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.
Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
by Ianfleming December 29, 2024
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