Very talented person a Mike-Tew is often the most loving person you will ever meet they also white dudes. Tews for Tew
by PeachesofMillTown September 2, 2018
Get the Mike-Tewmug. The most incredible guy anyone could meet. He's loving, caring, faithful, honest, gorgeous, generous, happy, and just DROP DEAD SEXY! No one in this world compares to him, as much as you boys and guys would like to.. Sorry there's no hope for you :) Shane Tew is an incredible athlete who will have an extraordinary future. And ladies.. Sorry but he's already taken for LIFE<3 yes, you may go drown yourself in your tears now!, I know.. You all would love to have him for yourselves. Shane is beautiful inside and out, even when he's raging mad! Also; Shane has the best body around, he won the best body competition, how sexy is that ;) damnnnn! There may be over a million (shane)'s in this world, but there's only one who fits the name and that's Shane Matthew tew!!! Baby your the best thing that has ever happened to me even when we are in the worst of times! I promise to be the best girlfriend/wifey ever ;))) I love you sweet baby, even when I'm outrageously mad! Same goes for you :) ya hearddddd me baby!
It's you and me forever! No matter what<3 muahhh!
Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3
We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)
102309 forever and after baby!!!!!
Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3
We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)
102309 forever and after baby!!!!!
by The amazing girlfriend/wifey<3 July 10, 2010
Get the Shane Matthew tewmug. 
Read it out loud. From one of the best movies of all time (one of the best, not THE best), Cool Hand Luke
Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"
Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"
In a Juvy Hall:
Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*
Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*
by Naul Pewman February 28, 2005
Get the what we haev hea - is a faihlhuer tew cammyunehkaytemug. Pure goddess walking amongst mere mortals... Visually stunning in every view and at every angle. Her beauty comes naturally without any effort. Sweet, kind, genuine and a goofy funny that makes smiles last all day. A true one of a kind woman goddess and if you have the privilege and honor of catching her heart you do all in your power to keep it. When you think of her your smiling, when you speak of her your bragging and when you hold her you don't want to ever let go. Must be Sebastian girlfriend
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by Sebastian.224m November 17, 2020
Get the Tew (Daniell)mug. Yo me Tew
by Jaydastreetrunner January 31, 2024
Get the Tewmug. Tew is a word that is used to describe something goofy or silly or to encapsulate strong emotions (that usually aren't sad). You can also use it to replace words that have the same sound.
*someone says something that you find goofy* you respond with "tew" to describe how goofy it is in one word. Another example is, "tew funny" instead of too funny. Or something like, "tewmorrow".
by tewalicous kid April 2, 2025
Get the Tewmug.