Tevaun

Tevaun is a tall very sexy young man with a fat girthy cock, people often think it is a forearm glued between his legs. he is very smart, caring, and great and bed. Tevaun gets girls with ease and is often called DDT for “dangerous dick Tevaun” don’t let your girl get to close or he might end up putting his ram rod in her throat

eddie: my girlfriend said 3 inches isn’t enough

mykel: yah same we should be more like tevaun i hope i end up with his rocking hot bod

by jeffery charleston March 9, 2021

Teavangelical

A bacteria that grows in the rectum which turns all the farts that come out into super-smelly farts. This revolting bacteria is really fucking obnoxious, and is definitely NOT a legit political ideology.

Jim: I think there's something in my ass.
Jane: Is it a turd?
Jim: No, it's definitely dumber than a turd.
Jane: Well your farts have been pretty nasty. Maybe you got some Michele Bachmann up in that ass?
Jim: I don't know if it's MB herself, but for sure some kind of Teavangelical.

by HNDA September 24, 2011

Teavantesticles

Tea Party Evangelicals that are nuts.

Teavantesticles don't believe in science but will pray for rain, how nutty is that?

by studiolib September 4, 2011

teavan

Teavan is the smallest and youngest sounding one of the bois

-"Yo Teavan you playing ark"
-(in a squeaky voice) "yes

by Small nigga October 23, 2020

Tevan

--African american guys who mastered a Combination Of the worlds freakiest sex moves preformed correctly only by them.

--Kinky girls love doin tha tevan

by stacia abner January 26, 2009

Tevan

Talk handsome Armenian Warrior. He is kind, caring and always there for his friends and family. He would never betray you and always has your back. If he loves you, you better keep him next to you. There are many women craving for Tevan.

- Do you know Tevan ?

- yes
- Then you should be thankful

by Warrior888 November 22, 2021

Tevian

Tevian was an infamous pirate who was believed to have roamed the sea's during the late hours of the 21st century. According to historians and survivors of his presence, he was commonly known by the names; Tev Wack-talk for his presumably bad grammar and the mumbled tone i which he spoke, he was also known as back-track Tev because of his uncanny ability to say the wrong things and get slapped by women. Furthermore, Tev is incredible at the tactics of command and conquer, and is very talented in the fighting form of confusion. Though he was believed to have vanished from text books, his valiant stories or victory are told and retold through generations.

Woman: i hate being tickled
Tevian: right, then can i pickle you?
Woman: grrrr...
Tevian: ...i...mean..like..put you in a jar...and..uh....thats not what i meant
Woman: Go sit over there!
Tevian: but
Woman: GO!!

by sunnysideup15 July 11, 2010