Pavement Testimony

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

testimony

A public declaration regarding a religious experience.

Kristine gave her testimony about how God has changed her life.

by ThatSensation! February 13, 2008

Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty

Testimony,your sister she's very cute

by anonymous November 28, 2021

testicologist

A gynecologist for men - i.e. a doctor who deals with testicles!

A ball doctor

A nut man

A bollock boffin

"Edward graduated medical school last year. Now he's working as a Testicologist"

by Geek in the Pink June 11, 2006

testioscoliosis

A rather nebulous condition involving the testicles. This condition may be used occasionally for a sick day from work. As nefarious sounding as it is, who would ask?

"Bob, I'm afraid I can't come to work today. I've got a bad case of testioscoliosis."

by maninblues August 3, 2007

testigina

noun.
def: testicles/ vagina

Whoa. That dude probably has a testigina

by Stupid-defs January 30, 2009

testicology

The passionate study of all attributes and physiology of the male mammalian sex organs known as testicles!

Dan has just begun and is majoring the highly respected field of science called Testicology at medical school.

by SupremeProfanity April 30, 2014