when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles
by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007
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He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"
Your answer: "Right!"
Your answer: "Right!"
by mWEEDo January 21, 2011
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testicleblimp is when you get such a good ass blowjob that your dick fills up with air and you pinch your foreskin at the tip so that the air wont escape,( if you want to go the extra mile you can use a string to tie it) this is called a testicleballon but if she(or he) has a nice dose of deepthroating a helium can before she sucks the dick tip it fills with enough helium to make it float.
at this point you have achieved god like powers. you are able to fly on top of the world butt ass naked.
you can have a wank and do jizz trick shots into ur moms mouth
you can piss and shit on your enemies from the cloounds
you can piss on people in the rain and they wont know
you can let the whole world see your asshole
the limits are endless.
at this point you have achieved god like powers. you are able to fly on top of the world butt ass naked.
you can have a wank and do jizz trick shots into ur moms mouth
you can piss and shit on your enemies from the cloounds
you can piss on people in the rain and they wont know
you can let the whole world see your asshole
the limits are endless.
person one: did you hear about kevin
person two: yeah i saw his big bare asshole in the air the other day, he said something about testicleblimp
person one: that asshole pissed on my dog
person two: lol
*trickling noises*
aaaaaaaaa shiet
person two: yeah i saw his big bare asshole in the air the other day, he said something about testicleblimp
person one: that asshole pissed on my dog
person two: lol
*trickling noises*
aaaaaaaaa shiet
by cock&bollax76 February 21, 2021
Get the testicleblimp mug.A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.
Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019
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"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"
"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"
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Get the my cat ate my frogs testicles mug.John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
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