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Teletha Testarossa

The beautiful captain of the submarine Tuatha de Danaan, Teletha (Tessa) Testarossa is a sixteen year old character of the Full Metal Panic anime. She is part of Mithril, an organization bent on disabling terrorist groups around the world. She wears her platinum long hair in a braid, which she constantly plays with. Teletha is very clumsy, and even though she is captain of a military unit, she can barely fire a gun. She is in love with Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, also part of the Mithril organization. Testarossa is his commanding officer, and she is in a heated competition with Chidori Kaname for Sousuke's love.
Teletha Testarossa is hot enough to bang, but I'd be afraid that she's accidently fall out of bed in the heat of hot passion.
by krayler June 30, 2006
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testarodeo

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.
el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"
by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006
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testdrivemf

@testdrivemf is a stan twitter account. her name
is brooke and shes probaly sexier than all ur moots. she makes all the cupcakes mad. testdrivemf orginally joined twitter as @simpforari back in march 2020 but ditched that account and became @testdrivemf february 2021. dont try to have the same pfp as her, she will make you cry.
@testdrivemf is the hottest and funniest person alive!!! omg i wish she would follow back 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by nottestdrivemf April 11, 2021
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Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.
Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.
by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007
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tessarightedness

i cant believe the tessarightedness of that person. everything they said was wrong.
by riekurt richard June 6, 2011
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Testeriffic

When the taste of cum is good
Wow, your cum tastes Testeriffic
by TheRabbitCage May 24, 2015
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TestDriven-Undies

When you are looking for a new pair of undies in a "Dirt Cheap" and stumble up a ripe pair that have seen the light at the end of the tunnel then went to hell and came back for revenge.
Whece: Hey bro, this man-thong looks pretty dope and it's only $2.99!
Boog: Dude you see that brown shit I think those have been TEST DRIVEN.
Tyler: Man what a steal, let me try them on my face first to make sure they fit right.
Nibslug: All I own is TestDriven-Undies!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
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