Teething

Chewing on Nipples and penises and other areas of the body

Why are teething me

by Jalib June 8, 2019

fart tenting

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.

I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.

by Catch25 June 13, 2010

tenting

A condition caused by a state of excessive arousal in women that allows for larger-sized penises to fit more easily within the vagina.

I didn't want to be all up-ons on her cervix, so I had to make her tent first.

After performing cunnilingus on her for a while, she was tenting pretty good.

by teenyrocker July 19, 2010

dick teething

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

by yelak May 19, 2014

tenting kiss

an innocent or friendly kiss that gives you an erection at the most inappropriate places.

Jam is too shy to stand up because her cousin's girlfriend just gave her a tenting kiss.

by alexmanuel October 19, 2010

Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.

Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.

by Gooselady January 16, 2016

Dick teething

When the penis is micro small and the person sucking on it only has the option to teeth it like kids teeth a mouther teether. Same size. 1"-2" max

Man. Jesus and Eli stay dick teething their girlfriends. All she needs is baby food now.

by Danny Tweaker Gutierrez February 13, 2021