dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 6, 2006

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

achilles tendon

newly renamed by the HBB (Human Body Board....duh)
now known as the TICT, or Tomato Ice Cream Tendon

Kristin: Ok, since I'm Sonic, and you are Hot Fudge, what is Julia?
Sandra: She should be something like...Ice Cream!
Julia: Yeah but I'm so sunburned! Its more like....Tomato Ice Cream!

Sandra: WTF is it called the Achilles Tendon??
Kristin: I dont know. It should have a cooler name!
Sandra: Like....the Tomato Ice Cream Tendon!!!!
Kristin: YES! The TICT!!

by Hot Fudge May 13, 2007

Ripping a tendon

It is a euphemism for masturbation

"Ripping a tendon with the boys"

Past Tense: Ripped a tendon
Future Tense: Rip a tendon
Present Tense Ripping a tendon

Codie: Hey Larry, dont come in my room for the next 20 minutes ,I'm doing schoolwork

Larry: As if, it's summer. Are you ripping a tendon

Codie: yes..

Larry: Can I Join?

by Jake Pavon July 3, 2021

Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football

Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon

by Jake_5599 June 6, 2022