if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism
by david bunn December 14, 2004
Get the retro-temporal-autoeroticism mug.At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
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noun-The psychokinetic ability to do a mind-blowing punch while time is frozen
verb-To do a dynamic mind-blowing punch while time is stopped
verb-To do a dynamic mind-blowing punch while time is stopped
noun-Master Furon taught the Temporal Fist to Crypto in Destroy All Humans 3: Path of the Furon
noun-Master Furon's Temporal Fist and Captain Falcon's Falcon Pawnch collided and the Temporal Fist won.( for Captain Falcon lovers He's cool but I just wanted to get on my friends nerves with this example)
verb-Master Furon Temporal Fisted Crypto into a wall.
noun-Master Furon's Temporal Fist and Captain Falcon's Falcon Pawnch collided and the Temporal Fist won.( for Captain Falcon lovers He's cool but I just wanted to get on my friends nerves with this example)
verb-Master Furon Temporal Fisted Crypto into a wall.
by BloodshedBito June 10, 2009
Get the Temporal Fist mug.This is the temperature up to which the ginger is said to be more relaxed and comfortable. Approaching 16'C there is a slight change in state (Tg) from relaxed to mildly irritated. a colour transition is also noted (typically - white to pale pink).
It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...
if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.
The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).
En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.
If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.
after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.
After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...
if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.
The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).
En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.
If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.
after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.
After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
Guy 1: Where did that ginger go to?
Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...
Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...
Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....
Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...
Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...
Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....
by fockboy July 28, 2010
Get the Ginger Transition Temperature mug.The point of temperature play is to provoke arousal by using the skin's neuroreceptors. Stimulation through heat or cold gives the body a rush of sensations that, during foreplay, is translated into arousal. Temperature play is especially fun when hot and cold are combined together in unpredictable patterns (for the receiver).
Objects that retain temperature (such as those made of metal) can also be used after they have been chilled or heated. More intense or extreme forms of temperature play (usually involving fire), like cupping and streaking, are more frequent in BDSM activities.
Typical (and safe) temperature play techniques involve ice, melted wax, metal that has been chilled or warmed, and hot or cold food.
Objects that retain temperature (such as those made of metal) can also be used after they have been chilled or heated. More intense or extreme forms of temperature play (usually involving fire), like cupping and streaking, are more frequent in BDSM activities.
Typical (and safe) temperature play techniques involve ice, melted wax, metal that has been chilled or warmed, and hot or cold food.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you and your boyfriend into in the bedroom, if you know what I mean?
Girl 2: In the bedroom...? Oh! Um, me and my boyfriend like to do temperature play sometimes. It's really pleasurable, you should try it with your boyfriend!
Girl 2: In the bedroom...? Oh! Um, me and my boyfriend like to do temperature play sometimes. It's really pleasurable, you should try it with your boyfriend!
by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015
Get the temperature play mug.Cristian Estremera better knows as Temperamento is a puerto rican rapper, producer and CEO of his own company. He is one of the best latino rappers, but waste his talent dissing to all the fucking latin reggaetoneros and rappers that he thinks that "sold out"
A: Hey man have you ear that new reggaetonero, T-Rier?
B: Yeah man, he is pretty damn good.... But is matter of time for that Temperamento make a tiraera (diss song) for him...
A: Yeah, lol!
B: Yeah man, he is pretty damn good.... But is matter of time for that Temperamento make a tiraera (diss song) for him...
A: Yeah, lol!
by RealGame July 9, 2010
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Logical Human Being: The Earth is round, we have significant bodies of proof in support of this, as well as overwhelming evidence against Flat Earth and nearly all other surrounding theories.
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*
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