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Teleport

To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.
I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.
by MzJu February 5, 2008
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telenoth

A word used to describe a really cool, talented, or handsome guy. A jack of all trades.
Wow, did you see John dazzle those two chicks last night? And he fixed my car, too! That guy's a real telenoth.
by Kitten December 19, 2004
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teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.
When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.
by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008
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Teleportion

When part of you but not all of you teleports.
Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.
by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011
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Teleport

The ability to jump nigh-instantaneously from one location to another.
A TB would be an example of something with the ability of teleportation.
by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006
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teesnord

A human being that is obscene, obese, and consumes all resources in the planet.

(also a failure of a music producer)
Guys, Teesnord is so bad...he just ate an entire refrigerator niBBa.
by Gobnord May 30, 2018
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Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack
by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021
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