Telegating

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.

I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.

by Cammie B January 10, 2009

teleportinged

me lmao

teleportinged is literally my username lmao idk why i made this

by teleportinged May 1, 2021

teleporting

When you hit 88 while on an airplane.

Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?

Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.

Muff: Are you going to be drunk?

Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.

by My first abortion tickled August 6, 2010

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

Teleporting babies

they are VERY famous

teleporting babies are life

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024