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teleprosy

Function: Noun
Etymology: Greek tele- "far"; lepra from leops "a scale," related to lepein "to peel," from lopos "a peel".
1.)a chronic infectious disease of the mind transmitted from one person to another by verbal or extrasensory means caused by a psychobacterium (psychobacterium leprae) affecting especially the cerebrum and logic centers of the brain and characterized by incessant and audible extrusion of stupid bullshit and accompanied by loss of rational thought with eventual mental paralysis and idiocy -- called also Dixie Chick's disease.
2.) Not-smartness spread by talking.
His words completely drowned out the dying screams of my brain cells as they succombed enmasse to his virulent strain of teleprosy.
by Matthew Heflin August 20, 2007
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Teapression

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.
Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!
by hardmonkey November 7, 2010
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robotic telepresence

Remote real time sensory co-presence between a human and a robotic machine capable of delivering multiple sensing input/output on a bi-directional wireless connection.
To save money and human life, NASA plans to explore the solar system by using drones or more specifically, robotic telepresence.
by Quido1 February 16, 2010
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telepleasure

Using a device over a teleconference session to stimulate the partner on the other end. Not necessarily the same as teledildonics. Credit to Jason Erb.
"Kissing via Facetime didn't provide much telepleasure, but it was better than nothing."
by bargonaut December 23, 2016
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textpression

the facial expressions created when sending/receiving text messages or during some other cell phone activity
Example A
1:My boyfriend just sent me a text message saying he loves me.
2:I know I saw you smiling ridiculously at your phone.
1:I just can't hide my textpressions when he texts me.

Example B
1: Dude, i just watched that 2 girls 1 cup video on my iphone. That shit is so gross.
2: Yea man, i was watchin ur ill textpressions.
by Kourtaylor October 20, 2008
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temperess

A sexy ass loyal woman. She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is funny asf. She loves the person she is with and would never hurt them. She is always there for her friends and would beat the fuck out of any hoe for them. Sierra is her best friend.
Temperess is loyal
by Hottiewiththatbody November 17, 2016
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Tempress

a nice teenager that cant control being sexual...does not sleep around but does get fingered quiet often. likes giving head but ONLY to guys she really cares about.
by 654879846513854 February 14, 2008
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