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Teatotaller

A person who doesn't drink anything with alcohol in it.
I'm a teatotaller, I never drink anything stronger than coffee (or tea) 😉 hence the word.
by Geronimo72 March 31, 2018
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Teatotaller

A fucking nube who doesn’t drink alcohol and makes you feel bad about yourself for doing it
No thank you. I’ll just have a cup of hot tea” “gosh, I hate teatotallers”
by chazzy-d August 4, 2018
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teetotaler

Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.
by Amy West February 8, 2013
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Tweetotaller

Someone who claims to abstain from tweeting; to never have tweeted; or to be a recovering tweetaholic.
"I'm a tweetotaller. I've never used Twitter in my life. And even if I did tweet, I could give up anytime I wanted."
by Joller March 8, 2012
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teetotaler

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.
The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.
by QuacksO November 21, 2017
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Teetotalism

The practice and promotion of complete abstinence from alcoholic beverages. A lesser form of the typical straight edge, and equally as tacky.
"Phil's been spouting off that teetotalism shit again! When's he going to stop shoving it down our throats?"
by A Lolrus April 24, 2008
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teetotal

Someone who has once drunk alcohol to excess habitually, sooner or later, unless that person wants to be dependent on alcohol all thier life, will need to give it up completely. When they do, they usually need to abstain from alcohol for THE REST OF THIER LIFE. This person is called teetotal.
Doug is teetotal. He once drunk lots of booze just to forget who he was. Drinking lots of booze can be fantastically brilliant, but the downside is that you never get anything done.
by newbornbombing January 4, 2008
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