TEENick 

Nick's lame attempt to copy TRL and try to teenage viewers. I haven't seen a single teen who watches "Naked Brothers Band", "ICarly", or even "Unfabulous".

On their website, they have a bunch of crappy games, celebrity flipbooks, and a message board which people talk like "RoFl every TEENick show is the best"! They also have guest stars who spin the bottle and tell shitty jokes.

"Saturday, I'm gonna have a sleepover for the upcoming "Naked Brothers Band movie on TEENick wanna come?"

"No, TEENick is for babies."

TEENick by shadowmshake January 17, 2008

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

teenie weenie syndrome by Keith June 22, 2004

teenie mini 

A car being driven by a recently licensed driver, usually too fast and/or careening out of control. Often in a family car, such as a minivan.
Can also be used to describe the driver of the car.

Oh fuck, I've got a teenie mini riding my ass. I'm gonna pull over and let it go by.

Oh dude, did you see that minivan whipping around in traffic? What a teenie mini!

teenie mini by L D Queen September 26, 2008

teenie 

annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.

teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*

more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!

teenie by buggeroff October 10, 2005

teenie-gate 

The night that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy thanked the FOBR boardies for helping them win three Teen Choice awards. Soon after the awards show aired, the FOBR message boards were floaded with teenies trying to take credit for the dedication of the FOBR boardie vetrans. But the boardie veterans weren't about to surrender the boards to teenies...so stayed and fought them off with sporks and tridents.

teenie-gate gave the boards e-stds, and made it extremely hard to post anything.

teenie-gate by Angie_at_the_disco August 22, 2006

teenile 

(adjective)

Used to describe someone who is way too old for what he or she is wearing; see also senile.

"That 45-year-old woman in those low-cut jeans? Is she crazy or just teenile?"

teenile by Lush February 25, 2004

teenie 

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.

"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"

teenie by td March 26, 2004