teener

One sixteenth of an ounce of cocaine half the size of an eightball which, you guessed it, weighs 1/8 of an ounce or 3 and a half grams

That crazy motherfucker just snorted a whole teener.

by Romey Rome July 8, 2003

Teener

A teener is half of an eighth, commonly referring to drugs. Meaning a "teener" is 1.75 grams.

May as well get a teener of gear from ***** and get more for our money. Better than paying a hundred quid locally and coming home with half the amount.

by Harribooo December 19, 2020

teener

An 18 pack of beer usually sold in gas stations or grocery stores.

Dude, the gas station is selling teeners of Keystone for 11 bucks.

by Shaggy66 June 21, 2006

teener

A girl whom is very annnoying and often is overwhelmed with happyness and annoys everybody around her.

I pointed and said Kunal Sharma is such a teener.

by Milkman7 April 17, 2004

Teener

A girl who is underage or her age is questionable.

Bro please tell me you didn't bang that girl? I'm pretty sure she's a Teener.

by DHKSU February 25, 2015

teener

used by enthusiasts to refer to the venerable VW/Porsche 914 sportscar.

Hey Leif, lets take the top off the teener and go cruise PCH.

The wine and cheese crowd always be hatin on the teener, sain it ain't a real Porsche n' shit.

by Alackrity December 9, 2006

Teener

when you get a chick dressed like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle to take a shit on ur balls while you jerk off to the back street boys"the right stuff"

Dan would often get STFO and give himself a teener

by Spinnifer May 30, 2019