by sbo March 17, 2011
Get the turd tenderizer mug.n. geogr. 1) an island off the west coast of Africa in Atlantic belonging to Canary Islands, colonial Spain. Tenerife is the largest and most populated of the group of seven islands.
2) favorite vacation spot for British, German and Norwegian tourists, mainly drunken students and elder folks on a budget. In recent years architecturally developed and intelligently marketed as a civil getaway for normal people. As the sod's law would have it, in recent years also effected badly by the climate change with weather changing from sunny 300 days to 5 hours of sun/3 hours of rain/365 days of being ripped off by taxi drivers for no particular reason.
3) an easy place to hide for accused Scottish murderers, Serbian generals running from International Tribunal charges, drug addicts, drug dealers, alcoholics, lazy asses, minor gay celebrities from Estonia and various other questionable characters.
2) favorite vacation spot for British, German and Norwegian tourists, mainly drunken students and elder folks on a budget. In recent years architecturally developed and intelligently marketed as a civil getaway for normal people. As the sod's law would have it, in recent years also effected badly by the climate change with weather changing from sunny 300 days to 5 hours of sun/3 hours of rain/365 days of being ripped off by taxi drivers for no particular reason.
3) an easy place to hide for accused Scottish murderers, Serbian generals running from International Tribunal charges, drug addicts, drug dealers, alcoholics, lazy asses, minor gay celebrities from Estonia and various other questionable characters.
You don't feel like college, don't want to work for more than five hours a day, running from court charges and can't last a day without coke? Tenerife is just the place for you.
by Sasha Henke March 3, 2006
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The rigging of any broken or worn tools, equipment, or vehicles of Wyotech Students that Wyotech deems safe or accepted but would most likely get you fired in a real shop consisting of auto mechanics or collision repair.
Usually involves a form of tape, locking pliers, rusty bolts that have fallen out of the comp car, and a heat source, most commonly a lighter borrowed from the stoner in your tool group.
Usually involves a form of tape, locking pliers, rusty bolts that have fallen out of the comp car, and a heat source, most commonly a lighter borrowed from the stoner in your tool group.
by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011
Get the Techerized mug.To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.
"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.
"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.
Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...
Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!
Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!
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Get the meat tenderizer mug.When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
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