in italian: "I got a big bunch of dick".
Famous for the homonymous song from the album "Uncle Meat" by Frank Zappa.
Famous for the homonymous song from the album "Uncle Meat" by Frank Zappa.
by ThingFish October 17, 2003
Get the Tengo Na Minchia Tanta mug.A word used by Albert's fan-base. When someone is winning in a argument or if someone says shut up you can use yo tengo.
by Therealslimdiky May 5, 2019
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Get the tego calderon mug.Yo Tengo means "I have" in spanish. It's also something the YouTuber AlbertsStuff/Flamingo says in his video.s
by Sazeer666 April 21, 2018
Get the Yo Tengo mug.by lockenload23 July 22, 2016
Get the Tengo Sed mug.Any hamrlessly self-cetered being or act; perpetraitor is usually cute in appearence. A Tegoshi yuya(or a tegoshi yuya act) will use their "seemingly" oblivious characters to manipulate others into doing whatever they want.
A tegoshi yuya act occurs in forms such as...
tego- I'm thirsty!
friend 1- Here's some water *pours*
tego- water makes me hungry ><
friend 2- I'll go buy some food, friend 1 pass me my jacket, please!
tego- I'm so tired *yawns*
friend 3- You can sleep on my shoulder while friend 1 pours you water and friend 2 buys you food!
example 2
tego- wowww~~ what a nice bag you have, Louis Vitton is my favorite! X)
"best" friend- ohh you like Louis Vuitton?
tego- yeah, but I don't have enough money to buy it, of course ^^;;
*a few days later*
tego- wowww~~ an LV jacket for winter!! you shouldn't have =O I can't accept it!
"best" friend- no! I insist!! Take it as an early easter present! :D
tego- I'm thirsty!
friend 1- Here's some water *pours*
tego- water makes me hungry ><
friend 2- I'll go buy some food, friend 1 pass me my jacket, please!
tego- I'm so tired *yawns*
friend 3- You can sleep on my shoulder while friend 1 pours you water and friend 2 buys you food!
example 2
tego- wowww~~ what a nice bag you have, Louis Vitton is my favorite! X)
"best" friend- ohh you like Louis Vuitton?
tego- yeah, but I don't have enough money to buy it, of course ^^;;
*a few days later*
tego- wowww~~ an LV jacket for winter!! you shouldn't have =O I can't accept it!
"best" friend- no! I insist!! Take it as an early easter present! :D
by the incredible man October 21, 2007
Get the tegoshi yuya mug.A TedLock is a unbreakable hold in which a man of a shy nature cuckholds you with an inch of you life, mercy in his hands and only time to tell, this move was created out of love and hope but when used with malicious intent can be fatal...
"fuck off Joe you stinky little twat" as Ted sneaks behind him and puts him in a hold unreachable by the beta male, smacks his feet to the ground and reaches his arms around Joe's neck as he clenches his left shoulder to the floor, Joe is no longer a human, just road kill a result of years of training and bacon scariness. He has been in a TedLock
by Markbobcat October 3, 2020
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