technotoe

Technotoe
Teh-k-no-toe
The definition of insanity and hilarity combined is technotoe. There is no true pattern to understand technotoe all you need to know is that they are chaotic and you should consider stalking. Sorry following them on tiktok because they are a GOD at everything except being normally (because who wants to be normal like ew_)

Dave: hey do you know who technotoe is?
Billy:no who are they
Dave: better than you thats who
*heatwaves starts blasting in the background*

by Xmiono August 30, 2021

Technofreak

Somewhat like technogeek, a person who is obsessed with the latest technology, and everything techno-y, (music, clothing, etc), while still being able to straddle the line between nerd/geek and normal person, with a reasonalbe social life. They are also extremely adept at new technologies and are usually able to complete really complex technological things without becoming too unbalanced. Usually has a nostalgia for the 90's rave scene, even if they weren't involved in it.

Person A: You have a 4,500 gamerscore on xbox live, but youre still able to go out to see '300' with us on fri???
Person B: Yep
Person: Wow, you're such a technofreak!

by TehFutureIsNow March 19, 2007

technowhore

1) Someone who, if given the chance, would readily sell their bodies in order to gain access to the latest technology.

2)Someone who goes to great lengths to attain all the latest technology, often at great cost to their personal lives or finances.

1) In order to afford a Cyberdyne Systems T-101, Paula worked the streets for 18 months straight as a technowhore.

2) Dan was such a technowhore that he stopped buying groceries in order to save up for the new plasma rifle that was coming out in two months. Unfortunately, when it was released, he died of starvation in the line outside Best Buy waiting to get in and buy one.

by Yet Another Mike S. June 3, 2008

Technoposer

An IT Specialist who knows nothing about IT but is able to fool many people into believing he is a Specialist due to impressive googling skills and improvisation of previously implemented IT protocols.

Sachin pretends to be an IT Specialist but is in fact a "Technoposer"

by KingPrash December 10, 2010

Technorelic

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.

I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".

by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017

TechnoBoner

When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.

I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.

by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009

technoporn

Much like normal porn except it is for nerds. Instead of really hot chicks with huge racks, it is normally really hardcore or top of the line electronicts.

Guy 1:Dude check out that computer that thing is da shit.
Guy 2: Ya man that's some sweet technoporn.

by dizzle hizzle nizzle July 13, 2005