When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.
I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.
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(Noun) To be technology sober, or in other words to refrain from using technology after it has become an obsession or addiction in ones life. (Verb) to go through a process of weening off a technology addiction such as Iphones, ipads, Computers, TV, Xbox, wii (if your like 5 years old, which is pretty sad to be reading this if you are), playstation, the internet, facebook, twitter, youtube, and oh yah myspace I guess for whoever still uses that. To go technology sober is a big decision in ones life since practically everything in the world revolves around technology, so it is clear as to why so many people have this addiction. One might want to check into rehab. Even interventon has run TV shows on people with such addictions.
Caring friend: "Why dont you get your ass out of the chair and off of Hulu, stop collection unemployment, and go find a job!!!!"
Guy: "I cant, Im just not ready to go technosober yet...."
Nerd: "So John have you checked out the new eHarmony website? its really awesome ive met lots of hot girls."
Other Nerd: "No I deleted my account right after I became technosober because it was killing me."
Nerd: "Wow you have guts kid."
Guy: "I cant, Im just not ready to go technosober yet...."
Nerd: "So John have you checked out the new eHarmony website? its really awesome ive met lots of hot girls."
Other Nerd: "No I deleted my account right after I became technosober because it was killing me."
Nerd: "Wow you have guts kid."
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