He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

traveller

Someone who travels extensively, either in the USA or abroad.

Josh was a Bigtime traveller, he often travelled between Texas & many other places.

by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Travelgasm

Getting excited to go on a trip.

Omg I'm going to Paris! I'm having a travelgasm! Wee!

by Ninnyyy September 27, 2011

Travel Size Relationship

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.

Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.

by Littlemissme May 16, 2013

Belize Traveller One Barrel Rum

The best fucking rum on the face of the planet. It blows Captain Morgan right out of the Fucking Water

by JonathanChance September 28, 2003

Travel Ban

What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.

George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”

Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."

by El Jquan2 December 8, 2020

Travellers Marrow

Whilst travelling by motorised transport, vibrations felt may cause male passengers to develop an erection.

"....The car journey was taking forever but luckily Alex had developed somewhat of a Travellers Marrow to entertain him ...."

"....The rest of the coach passengers gasped in awe at the Travellers Marrow, the sleeping Alex was sporting...."

by KingKempo February 11, 2010