tears

A fucking retarded geek that was in BWA and got clowned for it. he is dating a white beheaded freak that is ugly as shit. Also was in fortnite com just to be irrelevant and a retarded clown.

tears is coming with his scary booter panel. run away

by crimsze August 8, 2022

Tears

Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.

Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!

by Epictiktokroyale November 3, 2018

Tears

The means by which masculine will power is overcome by feminine water power.

"Hey did you see the tears on Jim's face?"

"Yeah, and if I never saw his junk in the gym locker room, I would say he's a woman."

by tomrom September 26, 2013

tears

1. To pull apart or rip open something.
2. A drop of the clear salty liquid that is secreted by the lachrymal gland of the eye to lubricate the surface between the eyeball and eyelid and to wash away irritants.

1. My clothes were full of tears
2. I cried tears of happiness when I found out that Billy was finally coming home.

by ArsenicTears April 13, 2006

Tears

Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.

Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)

by pablo61 June 28, 2010

Tears

An adjective to describe an awful, embarrassing, sad, terrible situation/place/thing.

1. Did you see that girl Mike was with yesterday? ... Tears

2. Detroit... Tears

3. That Godzilla movie was tears

by Corporal Tears May 22, 2008

Tears

When the bachelor is on and people start to cry because the wrong person was picked.

When the two are about to know the fate of marriage and one gets ducked over and the snotty ass one gets picked then the tears come.

by Surfer_boy March 1, 2010