candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.

Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...

by iheartitties November 1, 2010

Spot Tease

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.

Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!

by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010

touch me tease me feel me up

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name

kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up

by miodek August 14, 2021

Tadeo

a Tadeo is usually hispanic, has pools of honey as eyes. has the nicest and softest hair you could ever imagine. He’s romantic when it comes to relationships. he’s the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet so you should keep him if you ever find one. he will do anything for his girlfriend and treats her like a queen. throws up gang signs cause he’s a baddie and he rolls with the bloods (gang gang) he’s a smarty when it comes to academics and will go far in life. most likely to date a virgo even tho he’s not suppose to. last but not least, also has a 7-8” penis;)

person 1: who’s that?
person 2: that’s tadeo he’s fine as fuck i wish he would fuck with me
person 1: same hopefully he doesn’t have a girlfriend

(insert his gf): he has a girlfriend sorry bois😗

by autumn conklin October 8, 2019

Teadawg

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

by Teadawg September 13, 2014

Green Teamer

A fan of the Boston Celtics who blindly follows the team and believes any call against the team is a bad call or any move made by the general managter is a great move.

Broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn is a classic green teamer. He believes every call that goes against the Boston Celtics is part of an agenda by the referees to make the team lose.

by Skidavid8687 April 14, 2011

tommo the tease

the stripper name Harry Styles gave Louis Tomlinson 😉

"He is Tommo The Tease"

by aurbandictionaryaccount November 12, 2020