Half a teacake

When one has a semi

Bro I was browsing the hub the other night and watching a show at the same time and I had half a teacake

by Chigurhmetembers December 28, 2025

Tea Cake

A pastry, bread, or cake traditionally served with afternoon tea, that can be eaten with the fingers.

Millie: "My favorite kind of tea cake is the Victorian tea cake."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."

by blupomodoro April 19, 2010

Tea cake

A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")

"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"

by nina_infinite February 18, 2007

Bikers tea cake

A "bikers tea cake" is geordie for a head butt/nutt

Person 1: Don't offend anybody or you'll get a "bikers tea cake"
Person 2: What geordie twats
(Person 2 gets a geordie tea cake)

by wigga, white negro August 2, 2011

TeaBake

To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.

So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.

by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010

Tea cake

Someone who ate all the pies

fatty want a tea cake

by Tom Blug Bloor September 5, 2003

Teakake

To cum on ones balls or cum on someones balls then proceed to teabag person(s).
May also contain multiple cum shots on balls.

The teakake worked best with hairy nuts.

by MoberlyMonster April 28, 2011