Tearball

Tearball is a word used to get someone more angry than they were before. When saying it, the person uses a high pitched voice.

You: I kissed your girlfriend yesterday.
Friend: You cunt I hate you!
You: Tearball (high pitch voice).
Friend: FUCK YOU!

by Tearball September 29, 2012

Teqball

A new sport that combines the lack of arm-and-hand use of soccer with a curved tennis table.

Teqball is the world's most growing sport.

by _Lopes_Erick March 30, 2022

Sex Teeball

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

teeball

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010

shad your teeballs

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

by charker September 8, 2005

Teeballs

When a male sets their testicles on a baseball tee and someone hits them with a baseball bat.

"Me and Frank played Teeballs the other day, They are so bruised."

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024