tazed

eletrified

cops tazed me

the weed got me tazed:

by crazyboipolk November 19, 2011

tazed

crazy

man that's tazed = man that's crazy

by theriddler1001 March 03, 2009

'Tazed

To be the recipient of the impulsive and often semi-violent actions of heavily-penalized Arizona State Linebacker Vontaze Burfict.

"Dude, did you see Katz just get 'Tazed after that play?"

by MissaWask October 08, 2010

Tazed

When a man ejaculates onto a women's face and the stream of semen is still connected to the tip of his penis.

"Don't move baby, your'll break the stream and I'm not done tazing you"
"Swallow or your gonna get tazed"

by Sexy doc October 30, 2011

Taze

Taze can be used as an alternative word to a simp, however, relies on context as can also be referring to being a "yes man"

Example:
Lewis: Can't make it to the meeting as I'm chilling with this girl.
Jack: Bro you're such a Taze.

Alternate Example:
Jack: *Gives a bad idea*
Lewis: Oh my god Jack that such a good idea.
Andrew: Lewis stop being such a Taze.

by Armalover69 July 22, 2020

Tazed

A shocking realization from fact or gossip, leaving you speechless and or dead.

"She said what?! I am fully tazed right now."

by RyWeatrowski June 21, 2018

tazes

When a girl gives you a blowjob and also licks your balls

That bitch gave me the tazes last night.

by Nasty Nate March 22, 2005