taxi

best fucking film eva!!!!

sorry i was so slow last time, i had the handbrake on

by lewis July 19, 2004

taxi

Taxi is one of the many euphemisms for penis.

He was parking the pink taxi in the fuzzy garage with Lola last night...

by cabbie March 9, 2004

Taxi

Is a joint rotation system.
While 2+ people are sharing a joint, one of them may call taxi and so each participant smokes one hit and passes the joint to the next participant (clockwise), he must hold the smoke in his lungs until the joint makes a full round.

The name is derived from the public transportation field.
When riding a taxi the meter always keeps on running

Stop hogging onto the joint let's taxi.

by J.D.Z February 19, 2011

Taxi

Tripping over or dropping stuff or both together. Has origins from being too drunk to drive, i.e. requiring a taxi.

*Walking down stairs carrying books, falls over* exclaims, "TAXI"

by S Sanger October 15, 2005

Taxi

When someone is getting on your nerves because of something they said or did and you want to get them out of your face (Created By Yung Poppy)

My friends yelled taxi when they seen my ex.
She said taxi when her annoying friend came to the door.

by goddessofbeauty July 19, 2014

Taxi

The guy who people use to give them rides. Someone who is a taxi is usually a male who is being used by a girl (but occasionally a guy), and has no balls to say "Am I ever going to get ass, cash, or grass for this?", which leaves him to linger with the thought that one day he just might, allowing girls everywhere to take advantage.

Jamie: "hey ashley, lets call up our taxi to take us to that party full of cute guys"

Ashley:"Yeah, just make sure we sweet talk him, so he thinks that he's gonna get something out of it haha"

by thedudemustabide November 20, 2009

Taxi for...

When someone makes a cock of them self, shout taxi for (then there surname)
Also see Soccer AM and lovejoy

Man called Mr McClaran falls over a root of a tree...
his friend Mr Gates says "Taxi for McClaren"

by RB November 30, 2003