talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

by John Leggett April 21, 2005

Ripped Tanked

The state of being really drunk and really high at the same time.

Last night I was so ripped tanked I puked my brains out!

by Pigballz187 June 18, 2009

Tanked

To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.

Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

by Riannea January 4, 2009

Uni-tasker

An object with one function, ideally, designed to be extremely good at what it does. A waffle iron, for example, can only be used to make waffles, but it tends to make waffles extremely effectively, justifying its existence as a uni-tasker. Objects as varied as saddles to soap dishes or rice cookers can be considered uni-taskers.

The only uni-tasker allowed in your kitchen is a fire extinguisher.

by ElectricSpecter November 14, 2009

Kelsey Tasker

An awesome person, she's funny and nice, and always fun to be around. (she's also Claudia C's best friend)

kelsey Tasker is fun

by llalasdjfakde August 2, 2010

Asoingboba takedown

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Fish Tanked

To get jumped by 4 to 5 people when your by yourself. Usually used in jail/prison

Damn, did you hear what happend to Sal? Yeah he got fish tanked in the yard.

by CountRex March 28, 2010