1. A pictorial representation of the the island state south of the Australian mainland.
2. Somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region, bearing a likeness to (1).
2. Somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region, bearing a likeness to (1).
Ted: Yeah, Doreen said I she get a taste of things south, so I thought I'd venture down Hobart way. Or should I go to Devonport?
Maurie: Tough call, mate. Hey Denise! Come in to the loungeroom. Spread your map of Tasmania wide so Ted can get a good look and pick up some ideas. When I go down there, I reckon you should spend some time lingering on the mountain in the north. It worth your time and will be well appreciated. Don't just plunge in to the valleys of the deep south, you'll come back too soon.
Maurie: Tough call, mate. Hey Denise! Come in to the loungeroom. Spread your map of Tasmania wide so Ted can get a good look and pick up some ideas. When I go down there, I reckon you should spend some time lingering on the mountain in the north. It worth your time and will be well appreciated. Don't just plunge in to the valleys of the deep south, you'll come back too soon.
by Qpid Stunt January 12, 2005
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Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.
clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.
sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."
some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell
Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"
hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.
If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.
clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.
sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."
some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell
Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"
hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.
If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
"Hey bruv! whats goin on man?"
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"
"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"
"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)
by Bogan Hater June 27, 2007
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The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.
The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.
The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.
by Nacho A$$hole June 9, 2019
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Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.
by Jaredlipp1717 May 20, 2022
Get the The Tasmanian thumbcumber mug.a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.
Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
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by Thatonehonestguy April 1, 2018
Get the Tashani mug.Tasmania is Australia's cool climate island state, although the capital city Hobart has more sunny days in summer than any other Australian capital city. Many non-Tasmanians mispronounce Tasmania's second city Launceston as Lawn-ceston. Locals pronouce it like Lonn-ceston.
Tasmania is about the same size as Switzerland, Ireland and West Virginia. Indeed bearded Tasmanian "hillbillies" can be seen driving pick up (utility) trucks with gun racks, and the driver may be wearing a large hat. You may be forgiven for thinking that you are in West Virginia.
The Roaring 40's wind pattern dominates the state's climate producing higher rainfall in the west and a milder climate in the east. Tasmania has some of the world's purest air and contains some of the planet's most pristine national parks and unspoiled scenery. The southwest is a confederation of heritage wilderness parks, in many places still impenetrable and unexplored.
The southern lights or Aurora Australis is visible from most places in Tasmania. Tasmania is also known for the possibly extinct Tasmanian Tiger, the Tasmanian Devil, Erol Flynn and Princess Mary of Denmark.
Tasmania is about the same size as Switzerland, Ireland and West Virginia. Indeed bearded Tasmanian "hillbillies" can be seen driving pick up (utility) trucks with gun racks, and the driver may be wearing a large hat. You may be forgiven for thinking that you are in West Virginia.
The Roaring 40's wind pattern dominates the state's climate producing higher rainfall in the west and a milder climate in the east. Tasmania has some of the world's purest air and contains some of the planet's most pristine national parks and unspoiled scenery. The southwest is a confederation of heritage wilderness parks, in many places still impenetrable and unexplored.
The southern lights or Aurora Australis is visible from most places in Tasmania. Tasmania is also known for the possibly extinct Tasmanian Tiger, the Tasmanian Devil, Erol Flynn and Princess Mary of Denmark.
by I. G. Spong February 11, 2007
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