colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

tartagalicious

tartaglia is delicious.

Tartagalicious definition, make the girls go loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo
You can see me, you can squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
girls just come and go like seasons

by tartagalicious April 8, 2021

saucy tart

a hot little number, or a hot girl with attitude

damn, look at that saucy tart over there

by J Hebs Pro December 1, 2010

tartagalicious

🦻LISTEN UP YALL🔊 CAUSE THIS IS IT 😝
THE BEAT THAT IM BANGING 😩👀

IS DELICIOUS😋🥢🥛
TARTAGALICIOUS🤤
📙DEFINITION 🤔
🌀MAKE THEM GURLS GO LOCO 🏃🏽 ♀️💨
💳THEY WANT MY TREASURES 🧧📿
SO THEY GET THEIR PLEASURES🧴🧻

FROM MY PHOTO 📸🤨YOU CANT SEE ME🕳🧑🏽 🦯YOU CANT SQUEEZE🧎🏽 ME I 🦗AINT 🦟EASY🦗

I AINT SLEAZY 🕶🤝I GOT REASONS 📝WHY I TEASE 😏💦EM GURLS👯 ♀️ JUST COME 🗿AND GO LIKE SEASONS☀️🌧❄️
🌈TARTAGALICIOUS🤤..BUT I AINT 🙅🏻 ♂️🚫PROMISCUOUS 😅😗✌🏼 AND IF YOU ARE SUSPICIOUS🧐🔍ALL THAT SHIT 🐕💩 IS FICTITIOUS🧜🏾 ♀️🥱 I BLOW KISSES 😘 THAT PUTS THEM GURLS👯 ♀️✨ ON ROCK 🗿 ROCK 🗿 AND THEY BE LINING 😮 💨🎋DOWN THE BLOCK🐲🍃 ☄️JUST TO WATCH🔭👀👄WHAT IVE GOT🌝🏳️ 🌈 SO 😩✨DELICIOUS 🍜🥟

zhongli: ur mom is tartagalicious

by osmanthuswinetastesthesameas69 December 8, 2021

Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.

For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.

by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012

Tartaglia

Lover of Snezhnayan Queen, and Snezhnaya's greatest love machine.

Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈

by FuCk- Idropped my CrOsSaNt March 21, 2021

Tarah

A Tarah is one of the most beautiful, wise and laid-back girls you will ever meet. She usually doesn't have a high self-esteem and feels there isn't too much hope for the future. Tarah is just the best. She's loyal, super trustworthy, and knows what she's talking about. She's usually dark- headed with hazel or auburn eyes. But, god, don't get on her bad side. Let's just keep it at that. Tarah can say the most crude things unconsciously and still hurt someone's feelings. (A true tsundere btw). Though Tarah may seem tough, the smallest things can bother her, even though she denies it. She's a very argumentative person and loves to prove others wrong or, just stupid. If you're planning on dating a Tarah...respect her, make her die of laughter, compliment her, make time for her, and just talk to her! Tarah is very kind and friendly once you get to know her, but... if you've done her or any of her friends wrong, you're in deep shit. She's a VERY protective friend and will do anything for her (real) friends.Girls with the name Tarah don't come around often and are quite frankly the most mysterious of all. You've to figure this girl out! Trust me, she doesn't chase after anyone either, so good luck. Also, she's thiccccc with 5 c's. Also... she has the best sense of humor..so... try to make her laugh, and it'll be an accomplishment for sure.

If only I could find myself a Tarah...

by 176770tgh December 21, 2018