Tarquin 

a person who is freinds with many and is a joking asshole to them he means no harm but when a fight comes up he comes out on top

wow look at tarquin he just kick their ass with out a sweat

Tarquin by cosmicboi September 29, 2020

Tarquin 

he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot

why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?

Tarquin by UrbanTemps September 20, 2018

Tarquin 

Latin for wee drop

I was so excited I Tarquined

Tarquin by Tarquin the Tessie August 5, 2022

Tarquin 

A man named Luke gillam

I want to go to dinner with a Tarquin

Tarquin by Tarquin identifier July 30, 2023

Tarquin

That one teacher's pet who thinks pigeons are superior, tells students to expect less holidays and more homework, hated by everyone else for a good reason, the son of James Mr. McIronCock, kisses pigeons but denies the allegations.

Tarquin: EVERYONE STOP MESSING AROUND!
Me: oh, shut up you pigeon-kisser.
*Throws a ball at Tarquin*

Tarquin by RStickCat34 October 20, 2025

Tarquin Wagemaker 

Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.

She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker

Tarquin Wagemaker by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011

Tarquin Churchwell 

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

Tarquin Churchwell by Magic Madam December 9, 2008