Definitions by UrbanTemps

Tarquin 

he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot

why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?

Tarquin by UrbanTemps September 20, 2018