Tardy tard

A retarded person who is late.

"Andrew is such a tardy tard"

by Big Beadla May 17, 2020

tardy

Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.

See tardiness

1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

tardly

Acting in a manner so that you might be mistaken for being mentally retarded.

I'm too tardly to learn how to play my new video game.

by bear1 August 7, 2004

Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

Tarryk's Law

A grammar/spelling error dramatically increases the chances that a meme will go viral.
1.) Moreso than likes, Facebook algorithm will increase the frequency of a post appearing on the feeds of friends & followers if it receives comments.
2.) A meme with grammar/spelling errors will always get more comments than the same meme without errors, due to the people who cannot resist pointing out the error.
3.) The meme with flaws will go viral long before the meme without flaws.
Result: Most of the viral memes you see on Facebook have at least one infuriating grammar/spelling error.

"My meme went viral before I realized it had a spelling error."
"Tarryk's Law strikes again."

by borderlinezen April 27, 2021

Tarryn

a very pretty girl that looks like a doll

she’s so pretty like Tarryn

by Aries rae January 19, 2022

Tardy

1. When you arrive to a destination after the time you're supposed to be there.

2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded

1. James was late to class, so he was tardy.

2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.

by GodsRedhead April 5, 2010