tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

Tardogoloid

Tardogoloid is said to someone whenever they act retarded and also like a mong so basically mega retarded

Mike: dude look at james hes so retarded
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much

by Conqueror April 6, 2020

Tarmogoyf

A powerful Magic the Gathering card. Its power and toughness are so ridiculously high that people continuously ask, "How big is tarmogoyf?" Tarmogoyfs cost A LOT of money.

I play a 5/6 tarmogoyf for 2 mana. Have fun!

by Dan Br August 4, 2008

Tardo Retardo

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

"OMG Kelly, Tardo Retardo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!"

by TB_26 February 27, 2009

Turdmoil

The feeling when a turd/log/ blimp/bum cigar/gigantaturd is looking but you are unable to release it. This could be due to a lack of toilet or any other daily obstruction such as a meeting/stuck on the bus etc. The body is in turmoil and you can think of nothing else. An inner turdmoil created by an inner turtle.

'Shit, I'm in turdmoil but this person just won't leave me alone.'

by Queen Giganta January 31, 2017

tardore

Combination of the word retard and whore.

My friend was such a tardore when we were on vacation in the Dominican.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

Turdmongler

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

by Jerickson September 2, 2009