TADBAR

Take A Deep Breath And Relax!
TADBAR is an acronym of the above phrase. The first letter of each word.
To be used when someone is all emo and out of control, losing their composure.

Dude...TADBAR! Forget about totaling your father's new car. He'll understand.

by Carbo June 11, 2006

tardball

A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.

That customer on the phone today was a complete tardball. He had no idea how to even read the instructions!

by Rob Vice May 12, 2006

tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

by shitass10 February 9, 2009

tardvark

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 19, 2006

Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".

You're such a tardfarmer!

by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

Tardfarter

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014