Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

by LukeLombard December 19, 2008

taquito meat

Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat

by your mom’s favorite side piece April 26, 2021

Teaquila

A word used when you agree with someone.

Someone: Mileyend is better than Ariola
Me: Teaquila sis!

by Mutant_ July 15, 2021

Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.

-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.

by mhibma July 17, 2006

Tequila guerrilla

A big, huge bar fight between drunk people, like in the old spaghetti western movies, very often acclimated in a filthy southern/southwestern bar or in the mexican border.

-Dude, the last night some drunk tejanos came to the bar, and after drinking lots of shots they started a big bar riot.

-Wow, that must have been a serious Tequila guerrilla, like in Wayne's movies.

by Rodkor July 8, 2012

Taquavion

You get the ball and start running down the court. You think you have an easy fast break. Before you know it Taquavion comes up and swats the ball out of this word. The announcer is in shock and screams “Blocked by Taquavion!” The crowd goes wild.

After the game you see Taquavion walking out with his arm across your girl friends shoulder…

You: “Lets go easy fast break!”

Taquavion: “Not today…”

Announcer: “Blocked by Taquavion!”

by KellanDaCookie February 22, 2022

Taquache

Mexican slang for someone trokiando. They own a truck and show it off, blasting Mexican paisa music
#TROKIANDOCUHHH

“That taquache with the black Silverado is so hot”

by Trokiandocuhhh June 15, 2019