Tacologist

someone who has studied and is a master in the science and art of Tacology

We need someone who knows a hell of a lot about tacos. lets get a Tacologist.

by benthefourteenthhundred December 29, 2008

Trapologist

noun: trapologist; plural noun: trapologists

An expert in or student of the branch of business concerning selling that pack.

An individual with a doctorate in the study of trapology.

Jaquaveon was going to Harvard in order to become a trapologist.

Cheif Keef is a world-renowned trapologist known for his masterful knowledge of trapology.

by RetardedBushing September 9, 2022

Tapoo

The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.

A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.

"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"

"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"

by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011

tapology

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.

For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

Taplow

Named after a tiny English village, and pronounced like 80's power ballad band T'pau, this refers to the moment you realise your expections of a place or situation were wildy optimistic and have failed to materialise.

He accepted the invite to come in for coffee and was ovedrcome with a sense of Taplow when he realised that was all he was going to get.

by adamP October 17, 2012

Topolopian

A person who gives head to all their co-workers at work but tries to keep it a secret.

That Topolopian over there is about to give topolopus to Justin after she's finished with James.

by YajBills February 13, 2020

Tarpology

The science of hanging tarps around a campsite to produce the most effective rain resistant campsite.

It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.

by Jboymc November 12, 2009