tapl

An MLG mineman who plays skywars.

Hes a TapL.

by ItsYaBoiDolphin October 31, 2017

Tadpole vision

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

Trapology

Trapology -noun, plural -gies. 1. the science that deals with the dynamics and history of traps, the ways in which traps are composed, and the physical and metaphysical variations of traps. 2. the study of this science. 3. the features and processes of traps: the trapology of ships in sector 3-7.

I hear Jamestown University has an excellent school of Trapology.

by Admiral Ackbar RPD January 18, 2009

tacolog

A huge dried and cracked turd lying unflushed in a Mexican restaraunt, primarily found at Taco Bell and other similar discount Mexican food outlets.

I was going to pinch a fat loaf in the bathroom, but someone already beat me to it with a Tacolog, and I can't even get the shitter to flush now. Great.

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

typological error

a person who has mental typos

why are you acting like a typological error whats wrong with your brain

by lastplaceloser January 13, 2010

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

TapL

A Minecraft streamer and YouTuber. He is known for Skywars, unique UHC scenarios, and weird Minecraft challenges. Also known as Harvey or HarV.

TapL is insane.

by LetItRip016 December 1, 2020