whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

tallywacking

The common act of shaking ones male reproductive organ to remove the last few drops of urine after a trip to the bathroom

‘John are you nearly finished on the loo’
‘Ill be right out steve, im just finishing tallywacking’

by LJP corp April 8, 2021

tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>

by emigre December 15, 2003

tallywacker

My gargantious third member.

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

by Pete Negwaski! June 26, 2006

tallywax

shaving your balls

Guy: Hey love fancy giving me a tallywax
Girl: No

by Lenny3k January 23, 2009

tallywacker

Something used to syphon gas out of a car.

"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"

by Pete Negwaski! June 18, 2006

tallywacker

a length of rope use to count sheep. The sheperd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. If one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.

He hit that ram with the tallywacker.

by sheepfreebird December 20, 2009