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talking to bob

a slang for when a person goes to partake in the illegal substance known as marijuana - they are "talking to Bob Marley".
I just got a dime! Tonight I'll be watching cartoons, eating Frosted Flakes and talking to Bob!
by Darth Joel August 6, 2008
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talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.
Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.
Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?
by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008
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Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.
Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?
by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019
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talking to a brick wall

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying
I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.
by Sabriiinaaa February 10, 2017
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Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006
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talking to girls

Something that is really easy to do, yet guys complain how hard it is by telling themselves "oh she's way out of my league" or "she'll just reject me" To learn why these negative thoughts never get you anywhere see Elliot Rodger

Tips on how to talk to girls:

1.) Confidence is key, if you don't care what anyone else thinks you'll be great with the ladies
2.) Accept rejection, it happens and you move on to the next girl
3.) Maintain your hygiene and keep up your personal appearance daily
4.) The more you talk to girls, the better you get
5.) Realize that there will eventually be a girl that likes you and says "Yes" to your coffee date offer
6.) Be yourself and don't be desperate. Honesty is the best policy
Guy: I'm talking to girls
Friend: Nice! I wish i could do that
Guy: Yet it's easy, as NIKE says "Just Do It"
Friend: I should try that! Maybe i'll find a girlfriend!
by kingbeethey November 10, 2015
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